First, there was the Hold Steady. Now, this (and this and this and this and god knows how many other freaks are out there). Question: when reading the dead tree paper, do you run your finger along the text? Murmur the words under your breath? Am I wrong to think that you all are deeply disturbed individuals worthy of public shame?
Note: Ridicule is how I mask my fear of Being Left Out. Still, you’re all nuts.