I am Everywhere, and I am Nowhere

Mr. Linkins:

Tori Amos, who took to the DAR Constitution Hall armed with her giant black Bösendorfer piano, her touring band, and a new record. That record, American Doll Posse, is an odd sort of concept album revolving around a bunch of different characters that Amos invented, costumed, and, I believe, even gave blogs. So, it’s a little bit like the career of Ryan Avent.

What you guys don’t realize is that I’m also “Matt Yglesias,” “Lee Siegel,” “the blog of Gilbert Arenas,” and seventeen of the pseudonymous Unfogged commenters.